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I’ll promise you financial freedom
Be your own boss
Work from home
Just follow these 12 easy steps
To your destiny
Meet me at the Hilton hotel out by the airport
And for only $300 dollars I can give you the answers
To unlock your wildest dreams
I know this sounds too good to be true,
an opportunity like this just for you?
I felt the same way too
and look at ME!

I’m always selling
In our capitalistic society
Buy me get one free
Please consult my emotional instability
About our return policy
It’s moment to moment around here
And our one and only current employee
Well, he tends to be a bit of a liability
We’ve been hyper-sexualized
Under socialized
Mis-prioritized our mental
and emotional well being
All for the sake of american money

Your honor, if it appeases the court
I’d like to address the jury directly
do away with the middleman
I’ll be the only one representing me
Please consider this my resignation
And an extended invitation
To pop open the champagne
We’ll call this a celebration

We’ll fill the room with black balloons
And every one says get well soon
Let’s dance in the face of impending doom
I’ll bake a chocolate cake that says...
the high pressure sales pitch is king
Self help books
get rich quick schemes
I am a clown at a used car dealership
On the 4th of July

Cutting my own hair in the bathroom mirror
Reflecting love and life and fear
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Life is a choice Death is a must
The only carnival game you can trust
You keep throwing darts the balloon’s gonna bust
Pop it! Pop it! Pop it!

Maybe I don’t want to get rich or die trying
I think I’m ok with simply surviving
Tomorrow morning I’m gonna wake up early
And watch the sunrise

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from The Teenage Years Of The 21st Century, released December 3, 2019

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Micah Schnabel is a singer/songwriter and author from Columbus, Ohio.

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